Solution:

The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.

Solution:

Neither, the accountant was his sister.

Solution:

Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 100 anymore.

Solution:

Draw an S in front of the IX and it spells SIX. No one said the line had to be straight.

Solution:

A parachute that didn't open.

Solution:

0
Their is a zero in your phone.

Solution:

fsh

no eye => no i
=> fish -i
=> fsh

lolz

Solution:

F

Explanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.

Solution:

Forest

Solution:

Concrete floors are very hard to crack