Solution:

The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.

Solution:

Scrambled eggs

Solution:

Barber

Solution:

Because, people turn them on.

Solution:

pi * z * z * a

Solution:

The Outside

Solution:

fsh

no eye => no i
=> fish -i
=> fsh

lolz

Solution:

A Hole

Solution:

A Coffin

Solution:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!