Solution:

fsh

no eye => no i
=> fish -i
=> fsh

lolz

Solution:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Forest

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Concrete floors are very hard to crack

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The wife is a photographer.

She shot a picture of me , developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Solution:

Two reasons:
It needed some help with boundary issues.
it couldn't handle being hit for six all the time.

Solution:

Michael Scofield Plays the piano till he finds the right key and escaped using the right key.

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There are no easy ways to double your money unless you put it in front of a mirror.

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The baby

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Because Monday is a weak day(week day)