Solution:

she cant find 11 on phone.

Solution:

Simple, the slow ones are in prison :-)

Solution:

The question tells us that a taxi driver was going the wrong way. It is however not mentioned that he was driving the cab. As per the question, it is evident that he was on foot and that is why the police officer did not fine him.

Solution:

8 is the required number.

Here, by dividing in half, we will actually chop off the digit from the middle. Then you will be left with two zeroes.

Solution:

The young lady was presented with a bill which belonged to the elderly woman. She had asked the waiter to collect the bill from her daughter.

Solution:

1. off-course in the dictionary

2. Its the letter 'N'

3. I love being(bee-ing) with you

Solution:

When it become french fires :-)

Solution:

Scrambled eggs

Solution:

Barber

Solution:

Because, people turn them on.