Solution:

Short

(shorter - er = short)

Solution:

NONE, holes are empty.

Solution:

303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303

Solution:

because all his uncles are aunts

Solution:

When it become french fires :-)

Solution:

Accelerate

Solution:

The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.

Solution:

Barber

Solution:

Because, people turn them on.

Solution:

Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 100 anymore.