There is something who can catch but cant throw ?

What's the best place to go shopping on the ocean ?

If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs.

How do they get baby peacocks ?

One day I went to a bar and order some drinks for myself and then I ask for the bill. Suddenly I notice I don't have the cash to pay the bill of Rs. 2000. :-(
I watched that a nearby guy is a big show-off and he is telling his friends about the bet he won the last time he is around. I approached him and asked for a bet that, If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper, then he has to give me Rs. 2000. The show-off guy accepts the challenge.

In the end, I won and the other guy needs to pay the bill

What I have written?

A dog had three puppies

December
November
October

What was the father's name.

Which circus performers can see in the dark?

20 girls from NewJersey jumps into the empty swimming pool but 24 heads come up.
How come?

There is a vegetable that is very unpopular on the boat. Can you name it?

I can make polar bears white.
I can make joker cry.
I can make the toughest guy in the world to pee.
I can make a bald guy to comb.
I can make celebs look like a fool.
I can make cakes bitter.
I can even turn the sun around.

Can you guess the riddle?