What demands an answer, but asks no questions

Why did the beautiful girl throw the butter out of the window ?

There is something who can catch but cant throw ?

What's the best place to go shopping on the ocean ?

If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?

Imagine you are in a river surrounded by crocodiles.

How would you survive?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs.

How do they get baby peacocks ?

One day I went to a bar and order some drinks for myself and then I ask for the bill. Suddenly I notice I don't have the cash to pay the bill of Rs. 2000. :-(
I watched that a nearby guy is a big show-off and he is telling his friends about the bet he won the last time he is around. I approached him and asked for a bet that, If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper, then he has to give me Rs. 2000. The show-off guy accepts the challenge.

In the end, I won and the other guy needs to pay the bill

What I have written?

A dog had three puppies

December
November
October

What was the father's name.

Which circus performers can see in the dark?