Solution:

PACK MY BOX WITH FIVE DOZEN LIQUOR JUGS.

Solution:

The two babies are two of a set of triplets(or even more)

Solution:

Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)

Solution:

The Letter 'A' is silent in the parliament.

Solution:

They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

Solution:

Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

Solution:

Each word rhymes with its numeric position in the list. (e.g. 'gun' rhymes with 'one', etc.)

Solution:

Today & Tomorrow :-)

Solution:

Very large hands.

Solution:

This