Solution:

Very large hands.

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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

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The Letter 'A' is silent in the parliament.

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Because, people turn them on.

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August is a town

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fsh

no eye => no i
=> fish -i
=> fsh

lolz

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When it become french fires :-)

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Nine :)

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The Outside

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because all his uncles are aunts

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On River Bank :-)

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Heat bcoz you catch cold but not heat

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Sweets

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There are more Indian men than Irish men.

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No time at all it is already built

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Himesh Reshamiya is bald

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Because she wanted to see the butterfly (butter+fly)

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Cold

Solution:

Because they were all married and not single.