Michael Jackson was sitting in a bar feeling somehow poor.
He sees Bill Gates(very rich man) next to him.

He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I am so talented that I know almost every song that has ever been thinking of'.

bill gates laugh.
Michael says 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'

Bill gates laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name "Jennifer Katharine gates" .

What song did he sing to win the bet ?

I can describe a murder in a special way !!

A donkey behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
And whole nation is behind me

whats this murder callee ?

What do you call the person who steals tea ?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Steffi walks out of her house and over to her beautiful rose garden. She holds out her left hand, and a bee lands in it.

What is in her eye?

Repeat "silk" six times.
Now spell "silk".

What do cows drink?

Can you spell 80 in two letters?

Who keeps the ocean neat and clean?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

If I am holding a bee, What do I have in my eye?