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Liquid state

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Very large hands.

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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

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He can sleeps at night :-)

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They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

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The Letter 'A' is silent in the parliament.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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The Outside

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The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.

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When it become french fires :-)