Solution:

Because Monday is a weak day(week day)

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Space-Bar

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The girl was standing on the bottom ladder. Hence no injury.

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A picture of Chimpanzee.

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Tulips

Explanation:
There are two Lips are under your nose.
2 Lips = tulips.

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Becuase they always got their trunk :-)

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> You looked into the mirror to saw.
> You then picked that saw and cut the wooden table into two half.
Two half makes a hole (whole).
> You crawled through the hole and get out.

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Milk is good for the bones

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February(just 28 days)

Solution:

dead