Solution:

Penalty ... LOL

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If it's twelve inches long, we call it the foot and not nose.

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Because Thibaut Courtois is goalkeeper(goal + keeper)

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A mosquito can fly but fly cannot mosquito.

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dead

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February(just 28 days)

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Milk is good for the bones

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Becuase they always got their trunk :-)

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Tulips

Explanation:
There are two Lips are under your nose.
2 Lips = tulips.

Solution:

A picture of Chimpanzee.