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The Letter 'A' is silent in the parliament.

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See o double you

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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

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Nine :)

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Very large hands.

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because all his uncles are aunts

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When it become french fires :-)

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He can sleeps at night :-)

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Liquid state

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The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.