Solution:

If it's twelve inches long, we call it the foot and not nose.

Solution:

Because Thibaut Courtois is goalkeeper(goal + keeper)

Solution:

A mosquito can fly but fly cannot mosquito.

Solution:

Downwards

Solution:

dead

Solution:

February(just 28 days)

Solution:

Milk is good for the bones

Solution:

> You looked into the mirror to saw.
> You then picked that saw and cut the wooden table into two half.
Two half makes a hole (whole).
> You crawled through the hole and get out.

Solution:

Becuase they always got their trunk :-)

Solution:

Tulips

Explanation:
There are two Lips are under your nose.
2 Lips = tulips.